Auditions for 3-Legged Dog's next production
Rods and Cables 
a wild vulgar cartoonish approach to desire and despair 
`Living is so much fun'

Rods and Cables is an original 3-Legged Dog multimedia production created from the 
detailed imagination of 3-Legged Dog's writer and director Allison M Keating. It explores 
our common fear of loosing trust in the people we love the most. This ambitious first 
work creates wild chaos with it's elaborate bizarre designs and compelling characters all 
within an intimate cabaret environment. Human nature is examined at it's most instinctual 
and unmannered form by comparing brutally realistic behavior with cartoonishly slapstick 
behaviors. The thrill of youth is shown to be fleeting and artificial but is still thrilling. 
Above all, this play will show you the joy of experiencing new things, even if it hurts a 
little. 

There are two PAID acting positions for the following female roles:

That Woman: A short late 30 something voluptuous brunette with eyes of steel. She is 
desperately in love with The Sexy Clown. She gets very jealous. Peculiar things come out 
of her crotch.

The Sultry Flight Attendant: A 20 something blonde bombshell who is birthed onstage 
fully conscious, but has the mental capabilities of an 8 year old. She learns about life from 
That Woman and The Clown, everything from the joy of food and eating, to the intricate 
hazards of sex.

Age/ body type/ hair color and style are variable for these roles.

ACTOR MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH ON STAGE FULL FRONTAL NUDITY, VULGAR 
LANGUAGE AND EXPLICITE CONTENT.

Ms. Keating asks to have a comfortable and respectful rehearsal atmosphere at all times, 
while maintaining a level of creative freedom and exploration. This IS NOT burlesque, 
pornography, or a strip tease performance. Actors will be treated with the utmost 
professionalism and courtesy at all times. However, this is an experimental performance 
piece exploring sexual desire, jealousy, and rape, with a hysterical and comic twist. All 
actors must be comfortable with the prominent sexual actions throughout the play.
Before an actor is cast a full version of the script will be available to be read and discussed 
with the director.

Rods and Cables will have a 5 week rehearsal period with a four week run from February 
17th through April 13 in Studio B (a 100 seat house) at 3LD Art & Technology Center.

******The Role of The Sultry Flight Attendant will also need to be available for two weeks 
in September for video shoots.

If you are interested in auditioning, please email the production stage manager, Julia Funk 
at Julia@3leggeddog. org. Sides for the audition will then be sent to you. Please also have 
a contemporary monologue prepared. Don't forget your head shot.

Auditions will be held Thursday August 21 from 10am to 6pm.